I decided that editing wasn't really my thing. I am choosing to go into a profession that has more of a need for me. I am also choosing a profession that pays more money: swine odor reduction research.
Though I am not as passionate about pigs as I am about the English language, I will find joy in my job, as my industry will soon become a multi-billion dollar enterprise. They will hire me right away because of my poo-shoveling abilities, and my long job search will be over.
I would like to thank those who inspired me to find my true passion. I would also like to thank all of the taxpayers for providing me with a job. These little piggies will help fill my piggie bank.
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